For all our sakes, Kirstie, close your mouth when you chew.
Ms. Jenny Craig has taken an interesting approach to Pushing methods for weight loss. Apparently it's possible to lounge around on a sofa enjoying
..."lounge on the sofa enjoying orgasmic fettuccini alfredo"...orgasmic fettuccini alfredo, then stuff cake in your mouth and still lose weight. If a Barry White type of seductive song plays in the background, moaning is recommended. The scenario's tempting, I'll admit.
Rather than jump on a treadmill or trudge off to the gym, chances are I'm already lounging in front of the tv, complete with dinner or snack in hand. The ad suggests that if I just substitute my Ben and Jerry's for fettuccini "a la jenny", at least 60 pounds will melt right off, no sweating required.
The commercial leaves me wondering why the advertisers would think that the site of a former model stuffing her mouth full of dessert would entice me.