2/16/06

Jenny Craig Commercial: Stuff Your Pie Hole


For all our sakes, Kirstie, close your mouth when you chew.

Ms. Jenny Craig has taken an interesting approach to Pushing methods for weight loss. Apparently it's possible to lounge around on a sofa enjoying
..."lounge on the sofa enjoying orgasmic fettuccini alfredo"...
orgasmic fettuccini alfredo, then stuff cake in your mouth and still lose weight. If a Barry White type of seductive song plays in the background, moaning is recommended. The scenario's tempting, I'll admit.

Rather than jump on a treadmill or trudge off to the gym, chances are I'm already lounging in front of the tv, complete with dinner or snack in hand. The ad suggests that if I just substitute my Ben and Jerry's for fettuccini "a la jenny", at least 60 pounds will melt right off, no sweating required.

The commercial leaves me wondering why the advertisers would think that the site of a former model stuffing her mouth full of dessert would entice me.

7 comments:

eph2810 said...

Yikes - for sure not a good 'spokes person' for their product.

KatPop said...

lol...i'm with eph2810

LilRed said...

Is she trying to zip her pants or crap her pants? Either way, she looks constipated. Nothin a little Milk of Magnesia won't fix.

marie b. said...

I find it pretty apt that my neighbourhood Jenny Craig branch is right beside a Krispy Kreme store.

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emma said...

That ad wouldn't entice me to join Jenny Craig either, but since Kirstie started working for them, profits have soared. In an astute move Nestle has now bought Jenny Craig. They can't lose. All those people who find it too hard to lose weight on Jenny Craig will immediately reach for a dozen Nestle chocolate bars to ease the pain. The result? A double kerching for Nestle.

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